I love this Kiwi-Edwards rumor.

It’s just logical enough to be believable. Infuriatingly, it seems to make sense on some level for both clubs.

Sensing this, the Giants have done nothing but have done their best to torment us with their subsequent moves over the last few days. They went ahead and signed DT Rocky Bernard, and OLB Michael Boley, and DE Chris Canty, all four or five-star defenders according to our rankings.

Cool, cool. They got to have no more room at the inn for Kiwi now, right?

Right?

It all makes sense.

Only problem is that I reached out to a NY Giants beat writer, who told me that he got an email from one of the organization’s higher-ups saying that there’s absolutely nothing to it.

I hate when these people spoil our fun.

The Kiwi-Watch is OFF. I’ll just put away this giant Kiwi head that I made out a paper mache to wear at the games next year. And my “Welcome KIWI” sign that I had drawn up over my old “Welcome David Carr” sign from a few years ago.

(Sigh)

Hang on…

Pro Football Talk says that the Bucs were sworn to secrecy about K2 (other than that annoying chatter about a Winslow deal on the OBR prior to the trade), and maybe this front office guy is just lying to us.

In fact, IF they were talking about deal, they would DENY it, which means that by DENYING IT, they PROVE it’s absolutely true. The logic is flawless!

The Kiwi-Watch is BACK ON people! Woo hoo! I’m gonna start sticking little imitation Kiwi hairs on that fake head now. I’m gonna make ‘em out of bits of old coat hangers.