Hang on.
Earlier today, the OBR’s John Taylor learned through his source that the Cleveland Browns had hired ex-Oilers running back Gary Brown as their running backs coach.
Moments later, the website College Football Talk, which apparently monitors the OBR like a bloodthirsty, famished golden eagle, proceeded to link the OBR’s story on their own pages.
Within minutes, internet web site Pro Football Talk, keeping a close eye on College Football Talk, linked the CFT story which linked the OBR.
What we’re going to try now is to complete the loop by having the OBR link Pro Football Talk linking College Football Talk, linking the OBR.
If this works the way I think it will, linking back to Pro Football Talk from the OBR will create a frictionless closed system, wherein particles of information will move with constantly greater acceleration around the loop, picking up speed with each pass, until they exceed the maximum speed possible in today’s densely packed microprocessors. The resulting current will cause an incredible magnetic induction, causing entire data centers to be sucked into the routers and blipping out of existence.
Of course, the resulting gamma rays may destroy all of civilization.
Why am I doing something with the potential to destroy the universe as we know it?
Because it’s science, damn it.
Alright, here we go. Here’s the link:
Whatever you do, don’t click that freaking thing.